bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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