just come out here and I will go home with you...
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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