i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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