We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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