Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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