...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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