I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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