Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.