but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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