my vag is so smooth its legendary
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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