i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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