I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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