he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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