Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize