At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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