Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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