I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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