covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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