we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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