I like to think it a success when the cops are called
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
