We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
