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I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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