stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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