I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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