he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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