Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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