you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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