Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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