Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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