I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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