i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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