"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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