Kareoke will never be a sober sport
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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