how can u be prego again
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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