i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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