That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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