She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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