I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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