love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My hand turned me down
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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