I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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