I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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