Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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