Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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