so that wasnt chicken after all
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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