Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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