how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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