Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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