Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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