Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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