How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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