please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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