I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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