i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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I can't turn off my feet"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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