: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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