Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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