Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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