What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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