I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
porn star boner night. come get it.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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