Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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