Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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